Sadly, today I do not have anything thought provoking to share with you all. Yeah, sometimes life is a little more simpler than other days. That is not to say I didn't engage in deep thought --no, I've got some things mulling over in the back of my mind (still).
However, I would like to give a shout out to the malevolent flock of birds, who were deservedly cursed with a chronic case of dysentery. For reasons unbeknownst to me, they altered their bombing run to graciously intersect with my poor, poor car. I am sure there are some yucki-yucks in NYC that would call it art, or maybe even PETA would harold it as animals getting even. But seriously, what on earth did these friggin' birds eat, poo?! Which led to this conclusion; it was a stork carrying a new born whose diaper had fallen off mid-flight. And that filthy little baby browned-out over my car. It could happen!
I am open to other theories on the matter.
Makes me thankful that pigs do not, in fact, fly, as has been mentioned many times... Or did the cow [pie] jump over the moon?
Have a good Spring Break!
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Didn't you hear that pigs do fly! We had a lot of swine flu around here!
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